| » I did not say this ... |
maia1234 |
2007-07-03 12:02 |
| priest, it was a strange voice coming from ur bottle. Is it empty or still full with vodka? |
| » Hi Koko,I missed u ... |
maia1234 |
2007-07-03 12:04 |
| very much! I am happy to see u again! Please come and join to talk with us. |
| » forget about this |
nasko_viP |
2007-07-03 12:05 |
| come to da lake to waching da sun and fish da go eva :)) |
| » ioke |
el_tigre |
2007-07-03 12:08 |
An Atheist and a Bear spaser
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
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| » tigre |
nasko_viP |
2007-07-03 12:13 |
| what's this shit ...is big :)) |
| » hohoho |
KoKo2 |
2007-07-03 12:14 |
| a long but witty joke |
| » Ha-ha-ha-ha |
maia1234 |
2007-07-03 12:20 |
| funny one joke! |
| » Priest this was for ... |
maia1234 |
2007-07-03 12:26 |
| Christian people like u. U might push tiger’s ears for this joke! By the way are in Russia right now? |
| » But why the talks in |
KoKo2 |
2007-07-03 12:28 |
| the chat are so stupid ??? I am reading there only nonsenses. |
| » wait |
nasko_viP |
2007-07-03 12:29 |
| don't searching me ,i'm under one wood ,and waching one squarlle hohoh :)) |
| » short |
el_tigre |
2007-07-03 12:32 |
One day Nasko and Maia went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.
Nasko said, ''I know. I can spit in the water!''
But Maia said, '' No! How will we know it's your spit?''
They thought and thought and finally Nasko said, '' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!''
But Maia said ''No, no, Nasko. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?'' |
| » I think the same as ... |
maia1234 |
2007-07-03 12:34 |
| u Koko and feel the same way about chat rooms!I like to talk here especially in this theme and in themes which are interesting for me. |
| » tigre |
nasko_viP |
2007-07-03 12:34 |
| you buster ,never said this word's ,i see you in da lou :)) |
| » Tanase you know that you are my brother |
el_tigre |
2007-07-03 12:40 |
Blonde in a Boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” |
| » Hay watch out ... |
maia1234 |
2007-07-03 12:45 |
| I am blonde! Do not enjoy on my side and in the first joke u maybe forget to remind that the names did not attach to any real person:)) |
| » the third joke was |
KoKo2 |
2007-07-03 12:45 |
| witty too. hehehe |
| » blonde in da boad |
nasko_viP |
2007-07-03 12:45 |
| this is i don't remember ,tigre for da blonde i maybe remember ,but for other hapen ,i don't know :)) |
| » el_tigre |
KoKo2 |
2007-07-03 12:47 |
| Concentrate on short jokes only. |
| » Maia |
el_tigre |
2007-07-03 12:48 |
| I beg your pardon. I didn't now thet you are blond:)) |
| » Ok ur apologize ... |
maia1234 |
2007-07-03 12:53 |
| is accepted tiger! U might continue make us laugh with jokes as Koko said better short kinds of it. |
